An Italian, a Frenchman, and an Englishman were discussing the wonderful screams that passion can evoke . . .

The Italian said: “Last night I massaged my wife all over her body with the finest extra virgin olive oil, then we made passionate love and I made her scream, non-stop, for two minutes.”

The Frenchman said: “Last night I massaged my wife all over her body with special perfumed aphrodisiac oil from Provence and then we made passionate love. I made her scream for three minutes.”

The Englishman said: “That’s nothing! Last night I massaged my wife all over her body with a special butter. I caressed her entire body with the butter, and then made love and I made her scream for two long hours.”

The Italian and Frenchman, astonished, asked, “Two full hours? Wow! That’s phenomenal, what did you do it to make her scream for two hours?”

The Englishman replied: “I wiped my hands on the curtains.”

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