Army General hasn’t got any since 1958

A woman asked an Army General when the last time he had made love to a woman.

The Army General replied “1958, ma’am.”

The woman, in disbelief, said “1958?! That long?

Come with me and let me make your night better.”

The woman and Army General went back to her apartment and made passionate love for over an hour.

Afterwards, the woman cuddled up to the general and said “Well, you sure haven’t forgotten anything since 1958…”

The Army General looked at her, confused, and replied “I sure hope not, it’s only 2125 now.”


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