Unfortunately sir, you have only 1 week to live
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Unfortunately sir, you have only 1 week to live

Doctor: “Unfortunately sir, you have only 1 week to live.”

Man: “Doc, what on Earth are you saying?”, clearly shocked. “What can I do to live at least a little longer?”

Doc: “Well, do you eat greasy and fried food?”
Man: “Yes.”
Doc: “You must stop!”

Man: “If it allows me to live longer, I’ll do it!”
Doc: “Do you drink sodas and eat fast food?”
Man: “Yes.”
Doc: “You must stop!”

Man: “If it allows me to live longer, okay.”
Doc: “Do you stay up late?”
Man: “Yes.”
Doc: “You must stop!”

Man: “If it allows me to live longer, then I shall.”
Doc: “Do you have sex often?”
Man: “Yes.”
Doc: “You must stop!”

Man: “If it allows me to live longer, then I’ll do that too.”
Doc: “Do you smoke?”
Man: “Yes.”
Doc: “You must stop!”

Man: “If it allows me to live longer, I will.”
Doc: “Do you drink?”
Man: “Yes…”
Doc: “You must stop!”

Man: “OK doctor, but you didn’t tell me, if I do all the things you told me to do, how much longer will I live?”

Doc: “You will still live for a week… but it will seem like a century.

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