A traveling ventriloquist at a farm

A traveling ventriloquist at a farm

A traveling ventriloquist asks a farmer if he can sleep in his barn to escape the rainy Iowa night. The next morning the ventriloquist is awakened by an angry farmhand roughly abusing the animals.

The ventriloquist makes it appear the cow say, “Hey icy-fingers! You don’t have to yank my udders as hard as you wank that tiny wang of yours!”

The farm-hand gasps and staggers back into the horse, who then appears to say, “Are you ever going to shovel all this shit?’

The farm-hand panics and flees the barn, crying out, “Farmer! Farmer! The animals have taken to talkin, and if that little sheep says anything about me, it’s a damned lie!”


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