A blond man shouts frantically into the phone.

“My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only 2 minutes apart!”

“Is this her first child?” Asked the doctor.

“No. This is her husband.”

—–

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert.

They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish.

The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home.

The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family.

The blonde said, “Awwww, I wish my friends were here.”

—–

A guy was driving in a car with a blonde.

He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked.

She stuck her head out and said, “Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes…”

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