A young boy says to his father “Dad, our math teacher wants to see you.”

“What happened?” The father asks.

“Well, she asked me, ‘how much is 7 * 9?’ I answered ’63’ , then she asked, ‘and 9 * 7?’ So I asked ‘what’s the fucking difference?’

“Indeed, what is the difference?” asks the father. ”Sure, I’ll go.”

The next day, the boy comes home from school and says, “Dad, have you gone by the school?”

“Not yet.”

“Well when you do, come and see the gym teacher also.”

“Why?” asks the father.

“Well we had a gym class today, and he asked me to raise my left arm, I did. Then my right arm, I also raised it. Then he asked me to lift my right leg, so I did. ‘Now,’ he says, ‘lift your left leg,’ so I asked, ‘What, am I suppose to stand on…. my cock??'”

“Exactly,” says the father. “Alright, I’ll come.”

The next day, the boy asks his father “Did you go to the school?” “No, not yet.”

“Don’t bother, I got expelled.”

Surprised, the father asks “Why did you get expelled?”

“Well, they summoned me to the principal’s office, and sitting there were the math teacher, the gym teacher, and the art teacher.”

“What the fuck was the art teacher doing there!?” asks the father.

“That’s what I said!”

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A man and a woman meet in heaven and fall in love.

They walk up to God and ask to be married.

God says give me some time and I’ll get back to you. Three or four years pass and God finally tells the man and woman that he can have them married.

A few more years pass and the man and woman fall out of love. They approach God once more and this time they ask for a divorce.

God responds “It took me four years to find a priest in this place. How long do you think it’ll take me to find a lawyer?!”

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I met a girl in a bar.

“Can I buy you a drink?” I asked.

“Have you not got a girlfriend?” she replied, “Guys like you always have girlfriends.”

“No, sadly we broke up just over a month ago,” I assured her.

“Oh I’m sorry to hear that,” she said, “Go on then, I’ll have a white wine please.”

A few drinks later after a kiss and a cuddle we headed off back to her place and made passionate love.

While I was putting my clothes back on she said,

“So, you’re good looking, a nice guy and amazing in bed, can I ask why on earth you split with your girlfriend?”

I said, “My wife found out.”

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A teacher asks her class “If there’s 14 crows sitting on a fence, and you shoot 2 off, how many crows are left on the fence?”

One little boy says, “None, the sound of the shotgun scared them all away.”

The teacher says, “Thats not the answer I was looking for, but I like the way you’re thinking!”

The little boy then says “I have a question for you.

There’s 3 women eating Ice cream cones. 1 Woman is licking, another woman is sucking, and the 3rd woman is biting the ice cream. Which one of the ladies is married?”

The teacher answers, slightly embarrassed, “I would imagine it’s the one sucking?”

The boy says, “No, it’s the one with a wedding ring, but I like the way you’re thinking!”

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