A lawyer is getting out of his BMW when a semi rolls by, taking the open door clean off. A nearby cop has seen all of this, and runs over.
The lawyer immediately starts screaming and gesticulating about the value of his beamer and how much it’s going to cost him to get it fixed.
The cop loses his patience and says, “You lawyers are so materialistic. All you care about is money!”
The lawyer is incensed and says, “How dare you call me materialistic? Do you know what I earn an hour? You have no idea what kind of pressure I’m under!”
The cop says, “Well, you’re so concerned about your beamer, you didn’t notice the truck took your arm off at the elbow.”
The lawyer looks down and screams “Fuck! My rolex!”
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