Two 90 year old men

Two 90 year old men, Ray and Stan, have been friends all of their lives.

When it’s clear that Stan is dying, Ray visits him every day.

One day Ray says, “Stan, we both loved football all our lives, and we played football on Saturdays together for so many years. Please do me one favour, when you get to Heaven, somehow you must let me know if there’s football there.”

Stan looks up at Ray from his death bed, “Ray, you’ve been my best friend for many years. If it’s at all possible, I’ll do this favour for you.
Shortly after that, Stan passes away.

A couple of nights later, at midnight, Ray is awakened from a sound sleep by a blinding flash of white light and a voice calling out to him, “Ray–Ray.”

“Who is it ?” asks Ray sitting up suddenly. “Who is it?”

“Ray–it’s me, Stan.”

“You’re not Stan. Stan just died.”

“I’m telling you, it’s me, Stan,” insists the voice.”

“Stan! Where are you?”

“In heaven”, replies Stan. “I have some really good news and a little bad news.”

“Tell me the good news first,” says Ray.

“The good news,” Stan says,” is that there’s football in heaven. Better yet, all of our old friends who died before us are here, too. Better than that, we’re all young again. Better still, it’s always spring time and it never rains or snows. And best of all, we can play football all we want, and we never get tired.”

That’s fantastic,” says Ray. “It’s beyond my wildest dreams !” “So, what’s the bad news ?”

“You’re in the team for this Saturday’s match !!!”


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