A guy gets hit by a car

A guy gets hit by a car. He wakes up in the hospital with the nurse right next to him.

The guy asks if he’ll be ok, and the nurse replies with yes.

The nurse asks “You’ll need to pay for your stay here, which comes to about 20 grand. Do you have enough money?”

The guy replies “No, unfortunately, money is tight for me.”

The nurse asks “well do you have any relatives that could help you pay?”

The guy says “No, my only living relative is my sister. She’s an un-married nun.”

The nurse interrupts and says “Actually, nuns are married to God.”

The guys goes “Ok then, send the bill to my brother-in-law.”


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