A quack posted a sign on his place which said “Can treat all kinds of illneses for $100. If I can’t, I’ll pay you $100”

A guy tried his luck and went inside.

Guy: hey doc, my sense of taste is messed up

Quack: Okay. Let me get the medicine from the second shelf and you’ll drink one tablespoon of it

[*guy drinks medicine*]

Guy: [*spits*] fuck you, this is gasoline!

Quack: your sense of taste is now working. That will be $100

The guy, mad, paid and left, but returned two days after.

Guy: hey doc, i keep on forgetting things

Quack: Okay. Let me get the medicine from the second shelf and you’ll drink one tablespoon of it

Guy: fuck you, that’s gasoline!

Quack: your mental faculties have been restored. That will be $100

Duped a second time, the fuy angrily paid and left, but returned two days after.

Guy: hey doc, i cant see well.

Quack: [*thinks for some time*] Sorry i dont have a cure for that. A deal is a deal; here’s the money as promised. [*gets money from drawer and gives it to the guy*]

Guy: wait a minute, this is 50 bucks

Quack: good! Your sight has become well. Give that back and pay me $100

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