A man and his mistress check into a hotel. “I don’t know why, but I’m afraid that this room might be bugged with hearing devices.” the mistress tells her man.
“That’s crazy, there’s nothing to be worried about.” the man replies.
The girl insists, so he starts to search the room. He looks in all of the drawers, under the TV, and behind the curtains. When he pulls the rug up, to his utter disbelief, he finds a suspicious looking disc.
“Wow, you might be right!” the man says as he unscrews the disc from the floor.
The next morning, they head to the front desk to check out of their room.
“You guys must’ve had a good time last night” the clerk says laughing.
Angry and confused, the man asks “AND HOW WOULD YOU KNOW THAT?! ARE YOU USING HEARING DEVICES TO TRACK EVERYTHING WE’RE DOING OR SOMETHING?!?!”
The clerk replies “Not at all. It’s just that the entire chandelier on the floor below your room came down.”
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