Medical experts were asked if it is time to lift the COVID-19 lockdown restrictions. There were mixed responses.

Allergists were in favor of scratching it altogether, but dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.

Gastroenterologists had a gut feeling it was a bad idea, and neurologists claimed the government had a lot of nerve.

Obstetricians felt certain everyone was laboring under a misconception, while ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.

Forensic pathologists yelled, “Over my dead body!” to which pediatricians responded, “Oh, grow up!”

Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while radiologists could see right through it.

Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing and pharmacists claimed it would be a bitter pill to swallow.

Podiatrists thought it was a huge step forward, but urologists were pissed off at the notion.

Anesthetists thought the whole idea was gas, and those lofty cardiologists just didn’t have the heart to say no.

In the end, though, the proctologists won out and the entire decision will be left up to the assholes.

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