How many republicans does it take to fix a light bulb?
None. Trump tells them it’s fixed and the rest just sit in the dark and applaud.
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How do you get democrats to turn out the lights?
Tell them it’s white privilege to have light and watch them break it.
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How do you get Trump to change a light bulb?
Tell him it was installed by Obama.
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Donald Trump, Queen Elizabeth II and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell. Satan decides to let each of them to call their own countries, but at a cost. Queen Elizabeth speaks to the U.K Government for 30 minutes and pays 1 million dollars.
Vladimir Putin speaks with the Russian Government for an hour and pays 2 million dollars.
Donald Trump speaks with the American Government for 2 hours and only pays 300 dollars.
Upon hearing this, Putin went ballistic and demanded that Satan tell him why Donald had to pay so less but get to talk more. Satan answered simply, “Ever since Donald Trump became U.S President, he has turned America into a hell-hole, so it’s a local call.”
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