A Hindu, a Rabbi, and a Jehovah’s Witness are lost. They wander across a farmstead and ask to spend the night.

“I only have room for two, so one of you will have to stay in the barn,” says the Farm Owner.

The Hindu immediately volunteers, insisting it’s no problem. However, a few minutes later, he knocks on the front door.

“I’m sorry, but there is a cow in the barn, and they are sacred to me.”

“No problem,” says the Rabbi, and he goes to the barn. Again though, he returns and knocks. “There is also a pig in there, and that is against our teachings.”

“I will go then, friends,” says the Jehovah’s Witness, and he proceeds to the barn. Again though, he returns and knocks. A few moments later, there is a knock at the door. But no one answers to a Jehovah’s Witness.

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There’s a boy named Bonnie. He is made fun of throughout high school because of his weird name, and so he is become very shy.

But he has a crush on a girl and works up the courage to ask her out.

She says yes, and he is so happy.

After years of dating, he works up the courage to ask her to marry him.

She says yes, and he is so happy.

When their first child is born, a girl, he lets the wife name her, because he still feels so lucky and fortunate just to be with her.

The wife names the baby ?Love”.

Love grows up and now she starts to be made fun of because of her weird name.

She comes home from school one day screaming at her dad, asking why he gave her such a stupid name.

He takes blame, wanting to protect his wife, and apologizes.

Love says he ruined her life.

She shoots hm and runs away.

Finally the wife comes home, sees Bonnie lying on the ground, screams and runs to him.
?Bonnie! What happened?!”

He becons her to come closer, and he whispers in her ear: ?Shot through the heart. And you’re to blame. Darling yu gave Love a bad name.”

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