A man walks into a bar and sits down. On the counter, there was a big jar full of 5 dollar bills. The man asks the bartender “Hey, whats that big jar of money for?” The bartender says “We have a donkey out back and if you can make him laugh, you get all the money in the jar. But if you can’t make him laugh, you have to give us 5 dollars to put towards the next persons prize money.” The man says ”Ok, im gonna go give it a try.” He goes out back, and about a minute later, the bartender hears the donkey laughing hysterically. The man walks back in, the bartender gives him the money, and he leaves.
About a week later, he comes back to the bar, and sits down. The same jar of money is there, and its full again. He asks the bartender if he can do it again. The bartender says “Go ahead, but this time, you have to make him cry.” The man gets up, walks out back, and about a minute later hears the donkey sobbing uncontrollablly. The man walks back in and the bartender asks “Well, you made him laugh, and you made him cry. How did you do it?” The man replies and says…
”The first time, I told him my dick was bigger than his. And the second time, I showed him.”
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