Short Women Oneliners
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Short Women Oneliners

My dream woman has a special combination of inner and outer beauty and is, most importantly, too naive to know she’s way out of my league.
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When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90 % of their body… men are so polite they only look at the covered parts.
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A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
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Women spend more time wondering what men are thinking than men spend thinking.
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Is google a woman? Because it won’t let you finish your sentence without coming up with other suggestions.

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My girlfriend was complaining last night that I never listen to her. Or something like that…

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Green Living Dating at GreenLivingDating.com to meet eco-conscious singles.

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