3 Bats are competing who can drink more blood. The first bat goes away and comes back after some time looking pretty bloody. “You see that village over there?” ” yes” “well i drank all blood there”.

Then the second bat goes away and comes back after more time looking bloodier than the first one “You see that town over there?” “Yes” “well i drank all the blood there”.

Then the third bat now goes a way and gets back after just a minute looking bloodier than all of the other bats.

“So where did you go”?
“You see that lamp over there?”
“Yes”
“Well i didn’t see it”

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An elderly couple named Bill and Helen went to the county fair each year. One year, a man at the fair was giving helicopter rides for 50 dollars. Having never been in a helicopter in all his years, Bill begged Helen to let them ride. She refused, quipping “50 bucks is 50 bucks.”

The following year, the man was there again, and again Bill begged for a ride. Again Helen turned it down, saying “50 bucks is 50 bucks.”

The third year the same exact conversation happened, except this time the pilot overheard. He offered the couple a free ride, but with one condition. They must not make a sound while in the air, or they would have to pay the 50 dollars. Bill and Helen agreed and climbed aboard.

As soon as they left the ground, the pilot began performing hair raising maneuvers in the air, but try as he might, he could not get the couple to utter a sound. When they finally touched down, the pilot turned to Bill and exclaimed, “that was an amazing show of self control, you have earned your free ride”.
Bill replied, “well, I nearly said something when Helen fell out, but 50 bucks is 50 bucks.”

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When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90 % of their body… men are so polite they only look at the covered parts.
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A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
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Women spend more time wondering what men are thinking than men spend thinking.
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Is google a woman? Because it won’t let you finish your sentence without coming up with other suggestions.

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My girlfriend was complaining last night that I never listen to her. Or something like that…

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A policeman pulls a farmer over for speeding and proceeds to write him a ticket…

The farmer notices some flies buzzing around annoying the officer. The policeman is shooing flies more than he’s writing. The farmer says “I see you’re being bothered by those circle flies.”

The policeman says, “If that’s what you call them, yes, they are somewhat annoying.”

The farmer says, “Yeah, we call them that because we see them circling around the rear ends of horses.”

The policeman says, “Hmmm. Did you just call me a horse’s ass?”

The farmer says, “Oh, no sir, officer. I have way too much respect for those who serve in law enforcement to ever say such a thing.”

The policeman says, “Well, that’s a good thing, then.”

The farmer adds, “But it sure is hard to fool those circle flies.”

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