Interviewer: How much milk do these cows give?

Farmer: Which one? The Black one or the brown one?

Interviewer: Brown one.

Farmer: A couple of litres per day.

Interviewer: And the black one?

Farmer: A couple of litres per day.

Interviewer(naturally a bit flummoxed): I see. What do you give them to eat?

Farmer: Which one? Black or brown?

Interviewer: Black.

Farmer: It eats grass.

Interviewer: And the other one?

Farmer: Grass.

Interviewer(now annoyed) : Why do you keep asking which one when the answers are the same?!

Farmer: Because the black one’s mine.

Interviewer: Oh, and the brown one?

Farmer: It’s also mine.

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Four men are at a high school reunion catching up. When one of them had to go to the bathroom, the other three start talking about how successful their sons are.

Guy 1: My son is so successful, he’s a millionaire who owns a car dealership and just gave his best friend a Ferrari.
Guy 2: That’s nothing, my son is a millionaire who owns an airliner and just gave his best friend a private jet.

Guy 3: Yea? Well, my son is more successful than that: he is a millionaire who owns an architectural firm and he just gave his best friend his own castle.

The 4th guy comes back from the bathroom and asks

Guy 4: What are you guys talking about?

Guy 2: Oh, we’re talking about how successful our sons are.

Guy 4: Well my son is a gay stripper.

Guy 3: Wow, you must be disappointed with what he’s done with his life.

Guy 4: Actually, he is doing pretty well for himself. He just got a Ferrari, a jet and a castle from his 3 boyfriends.

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