My son told me this joke years ago and it still is my favourite joke. He came home from school one day and says ‘Dad, I have a joke for you.’ I said, oh yes, let’s hear it. Very low expectations at this point. He said ‘Why did the chicken cross the road?’, I replied with the usual, ‘I don’t know son, why did the chicken cross the road?’. He said, ‘to get to the idiots house.’ I gave him a yuck, yuck to not crush him, thinking he still is developing a sense of humour.

Anyway, he comes back again 10 minutes later and says, ‘Dad, I have another joke for you.’ I said, sure thing son. He said ‘knock, knock’, I said, ‘who’s there?’, he said ‘the chicken’.
It took me a moment to connect the two jokes, but I laughed genuinely.

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