Dugly is stranded on an island. He starts hopelessly wandering around and hides behind the bushes when he comes upon a local tribe of cannibals and their cannibal king sitting on a golden throne.

“I’m screwed.” Dugly whispers to himself.

Then, out of nowhere, appears a wise old man. “No, you are not.” he says to Dugly, and proceeds to pick up a small rock from the ground. “You must take this magic rock and throw it at the cannibal king.”

Dugly desperately throws the stone and hits the cannibal king right in the forehead. He looks back at the old man. “Now what?”

The wise old man smiles and says “Ah, see, now you are screwed.”

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