A rich guy and a poor guy are talking with each other. Both of them are discussing what they got their wives for their anniversary.
The rich guy tells he got his wife a diamond ring and a Mercedes. The poor guy is amazed and asked him why he got two gifts for her.
The rich guy said, “Well, if she doesn’t like the ring, she can go and return it to the jewellery shop in her Mercedes, either way she is going to be happy!” Both of them laugh together.
The rich guy asks the poor guy what he got for his wife.
“I got her a pair of slippers and a dildo.” The rich guy is baffled by the choice of gifts. He asks why the poor guy got such gifts.
The poor guy replies, “Well, if she doesn’t like the slippers, she can go f*ck herself!”
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