The maid asked her boss, the wife, for a raise, and the wife was upset.
The wife asked “Why do you think you deserve a pay increase?”
Maid: “There are three reasons. The first is that I iron better than you.”
Wife: “Who said that?”
Maid: “Your husband.”
Wife: “Oh.”
Maid: “The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.”
Wife: “Who said that?”
Maid: “Your husband.”
Wife: “Oh.”
Maid: “The third reason is that I am better at sex than you.”
Wife: “Did my husband say that as well?”
Maid: “No, the gardener did.”
Wife: “So how much do you want?”
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