A polish man finds a magic lamp that has a genie. Its the usual schtick, 3 wishes and all. So the man says to the genie, I want for a horde of mongolians to come to my country, kill and pillage, and go home.
The genie thinks this is odd, but obliges. The mongolians make it to the farmlands at the border, kill and pillage, then return home.
The man then, as his second wish, wishes for a horde of mongolians to come to poland to kill and pillage.
The genie, really not understanding this man at all, snaps his fingers, and then another horde comes, this time to the first town on polish land, kills and pillages, and then returns home.
The polish man, satisfied with his first two wishes, then says to the genie, “Genie, I wish for a horde of mongolians to come to poland to kill and pillage.”
The genie, completely dumbstruck, complies. This time the horde reaches the first major city, kills and pillages, and then leaves to return home.
After this, the genie asks, why? why would you want a mongolian horde to come to your land three separate times to kill and pillage?
The pole responds, “If they came to poland three times, it means they went through russia 6.”
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