Little Johnny’s parents wanted to have some “alone time” together, so they sent Johnny out onto the porch with an ice-cream sandwich. Not wanting the boy to finish too quickly, his mother came up with an idea to keep him distracted.
“While you’re eating that,” she said, “watch the neighborhood and tell us everything interesting that you see.”
A few minutes in to their lovemaking, Johnny’s parents heard him yell his first report: “The Millers got a new car!”
“That’s great!” answered his mother. “Keep looking!”
More time passed, and Johnny shouted again: “The O’Learys are planting flowers!”
“Good job!” responded his father. “Keep looking!”
Another minute went by, and Johnny called out for a third time: “Mister and Missus Jones are having sex!”
Johnny’s parents abruptly stopped in their own activity. After a moment of silence, his mother replied with “How do you know that they’re having sex, Johnny?”
“Because Billy Jones is eating an ice-cream sandwich on their porch!”
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