A Teacher wants to do a little Quiz with her Students.
Teacher:”Guess what this is, which animal has a Beak and Feathers?”
Random Student:”A Duck!”
Teacher:”Thats right, but it could also be a Goose. Next question, which animal has Claws and Fur?”
Random Student:”A Dog!”
Teacher:”Thats right, but it could also be a Cat.”
A Boy steps infront of the Teacher:”Now i have a question for you.”
Teacher:”Sure go ahead.”
Boy:”Whats this?? First its Long, Hard and Dry, then you stick it into something warm and soft, after some penetration its soft, short and wet?”
The Teacher immediatly slaps the Boys face.
The Boy smiling says:”Thats right, but it could have been a Chewing Gum!”
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