A couple was invited to a masked Halloween ball. On the night of the party the wife had a headache.

She told her husband to go on alone. Reluctantly he agreed. He put on his bear costume and left. She took a nap and woke up feeling great.

Realizing her husband didn’t know her costume, she decided to go and see what he was up to.
She got there and saw the bear flirting with every woman in sight. Still masked, she approached him; after a few drinks he propositioned her.

They went into a bedroom and had sex for an hour, even in positions she’d never done before. When they were done, he left without saying a word. She went home.

When her husband got home, she asked about his night.

“Same old, same old,” he said. “When I got there, a bunch of the guys were in back playing poker. So I played cards all night.”

She said, “You must have looked silly playing cards in a bear costume.”

“I gave the costume to your Dad. He said he had the time of his life.”

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