Three women died and found themselves standing at the Pearly Gates.
Saint Peter said to the first woman, “How many men did you sleep with in life?”
The first woman said, “I only slept with one man: my husband. And I didn’t sleep with him until after we were married.”
Saint Peter turned to the angel standing next to him and said, “Give her the key to the Silver Room.”
The angel gave the woman a silver key, and the woman went into Heaven with the key.
Then Saint Peter said to the second woman, “How many men did you sleep with in life?”
“I remained a virgin my whole life, for I was a nun and I devoted my life to God.”
Saint Peter turned to the angel and said, “Give her the key to the Golden Room.”
The angel gave the woman a golden key, and the woman went into Heaven with the key.
Then Saint Peter said to the third woman, “How many men did you sleep with in life?”
“I slept with 13 men before I started dating my husband, 35 men while we were dating, 49 men while we were engaged, 56 men while were were married, and 28 men after he died.”
Saint Peter turned to the angel and said, “Give her the key to my room.”
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