A blonde is missing an earring

A police officer, on his nightly patrol, sees a blonde woman staring at the sidewalk and wandering in circles. He walks over to her and says, “Can I help you?”

“I lost an earring,” the blonde replies, showing him the other one.

After helping her look for twenty minutes, he asks, “Are you sure you lost it here?”

“No, I was near 5th and Main when I noticed it missing.”

He stared at her for a moment, confused. “That’s three blocks away. Why are you looking here?”

Without looking up, she replied, “Because the lighting is better.”


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