A blackout drunk man throws up on himself. He begins to panic because he doesn’t want to explain it to his wife. The bartender says “ no big deal, just stick a $10 bill in your pocket and say some other booze hound threw up on you and gave you money for the dry cleaning bill”. The man stumbles into his house, and his wife immediately is furious over his stained jacket, he tells her the lie and she finds money in his pocket. “ honey this is $20 not $10”

“Ohhhh yeah, he also took a shit in my pants!!”

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