An old lady was walking down the street with two huge bags over her shoulders. While suddenly, one of the bags break and 100$ bills start falling on the sidewalk one after another.
A policeman going in the opposite direction notices this and alerts the lady: “Excuse me, I think one of your bags broke and money is falling out.”
The lady looks back.
“Oh my, thank you young man, most people these days would just walk by and not say a thing. You are such a sweetie.”, she replies, drops the bags and starts collecting the money.
The policeman looks at the two bags and he becomes curious.
“How did an old lady like you get a full bag of money anyways?”
“Oh, it is an honest business don’t worry”, the woman says. “I live in a house right next to the golf course and I have a beautiful garden with lots of nice flowers. However my fence is old and full of holes, so the golfers tend to come next to the fence, stick it through the holes and pee all over my flowers. This really hurts my garden, so I have figured out a trick. When they put it in the hole, I am waiting there with gardening shears and I say: ‘Give me 100$ or off it goes.’”
The policeman is stumped, but amazed at the same time.
“That really is a smart solution, however, I have to ask, what is in the second bag?”
To which the woman stands up, looks him dead in the eye and says: “Well, not everybody pays.”
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