A psychiatrist is sitting in his office, bored out of his mind…
Suddenly, the door creaks open and a man crawls in on all fours. He is clenching something between his teeth, holding something in his hands, and dragging something long behind him.
The psychiatrist lights up: “Oh, look who it is! Are you a little snake? Come on in, little snake, the doctor will help you.”
The man shakes his head
“Ah, I see! You’re a little turtle then? Crawl over to the chair, little turtle, and tell the doctor what’s wrong.”
The man shakes his head again.
“Well, who are we then? Are we a little worm?”
The man spits the wire out of his mouth and shouts: “Oh, f*** off, Doc! I’m the SysAdmin running your new network cables!”
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