Ventriloquist and the farmer

A ventriloquist was walking past a farm and saw a farmer sitting on his porch. “I’m gonna screw with this guy” he thought and walked over to say hi.

“Hello farmer. I can talk to animals. Mind if I talk to your dog?”

The farmer scoffed, “Sure buddy. That dog hasn’t ever said a word to me but good luck anyway!” He chuckled.

“How’s it going dog? Is the farmer a good master?” The ventriloquist throws his voice.

“Oh yeah! He takes me for walks and gives me treats. He’s a good farmer!” Says the dog. The farmer is amazed!! “Why that mutt ain’t never said nothing to me!”

The ventriloquist says”I told you! I can talk to animals! Mind if I talk to your horse?”

The farmer is on the edge of his seat! “Yessir please do! I can’t believe this!”

“Hey horse, how’s it going? Is this farmer a good master?” The ventriloquist says.

“Yes he is!” Says the horse”he bought me a new saddle and gives me the best hay. He’s a good farmer”

Again, the farmer is stunned. “That’s amazing! I never heard that horse talk in my life!”

The ventriloquist smirks. “Glad to hear these animals love you! Mind if I talk to your sheep?”

“That sheep’s a liar!”

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