Two grannies Helen and Patty were outside their nursing home, having a smoke when it started to rain.
Helen pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette and continued smoking.
Patty: What’s that?
Helen: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn’t get wet.
Patty: Where did you get it?
Helen: You can get them at any drugstore.
The next day, Patty hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The guy looks at her kind of strangely (she is, after all, over 80 years of age), but politely asks what brand she prefers.
Patty: It doesn’t matter as long as it fits a Camel.
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