Doctor: “It’s no good. I can’t find anything wrong with you. It must just be the effects of drinking.”
Patient: “I’ll come back when you’re sober then!”
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Joke of the Day – Future Plans
An applicant was being interviewed for admission to a prominent medical school. “Tell me,” inquired the interviewer, “where do you expect to be ten years from now?”
“Well, let’s see,” replied the student. “It’s Wednesday afternoon. I guess I’ll be on the golf course by now.”
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Joke of the Day – Relations Minded
A man goes to a psychologist and says, “Doc I got a real problem, I can’t stop thinking about relations.”
The psychologist says, “Well let’s see what we can find out”, and pulls out his ink blots. “What is this a picture of?” he asks.
The man turns the picture upside down then turns it around and states, “That’s a man and a woman having relations.”
The psychologist says, “Very interesting,” and shows the next picture. “And what is this a picture of?”
The man looks and turns it in different directions and says, “That’s a man and a woman having relations.”
The psychologists tries again with the third ink blot, and asks the same question, “What is this a picture of?”
The patient again turns it in all directions and replies, “That’s a man and a woman having relations.”
The psychologist states, “Well, yes, you do seem to be obsessed with relations.”
“Me!?” demands the patient. “You’re the one who keeps showing me the dirty pictures!”
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Joke of the Day – Cars in Heaven
One day God came down and said to three guys that the less you cheat on your wives the better the cars you’ll get in heaven. So the first guy went to heaven after cheating on his wife 67 times and he got a Mercedes. The second guy went to heaven and had cheated on his wife 2 times and he got a Ferrari, then the third guy went to heaven and said that he had never cheated on his wife and he got a Bentley. Then one day the third guy was all sad and depressed and the first and second guys asked him what was wrong and the third guy said, “I saw my wife the other day” and the first guy said “yeah, so” and the third guy said ” she was riding a skateboard”
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