Joke of the Day
A party of economists was climbing in the Alps . After several hours they became hopelessly lost. One of them studied the map for some time, turning it up and down, sighting on distant landmarks, consulting his compass, and finally the sun. Finally he said, ‘ OK see that big mountain over there?’ ‘Yes’, answered the others eagerly. ‘Well, according to the map, we’re standing on top of it.’
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After putting her children to bed, a mother changed into old slacks and a droopy blouse and proceeded to wash her hair. As she heard the children getting more and more rambunctious, her patience grew thin. At last she threw a towel around her head and stormed into their room, putting them back to bed with stern warnings. As she left the room, she heard her three-year-old say with a trembling voice, “Who was *that*?”
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A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter. Mother: “What does the cow say?”Child: “Moo!”Mother: “Great! What does the cat say?”Child: “Meow.”Mother: “Oh, you’re so smart! What does the frog say?” And this wide-eyed little 3 year-old looked up at her mother and in her deepest voice replied, “Bud.”
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A young teacher was trying to teach her six-year-old charges about sharing. In the midst of doing so, she said that no one had everything they wanted. At this point, a young arm was energetically pumping at the back of the class. She tried to ignore him, but little Johnny started saying, “oh miss, oh miss!” with his arm pumping.”Yes, Johnny, what is it?” she asked, trying to remain calm. Little Johnny stood up and proclaimed to the class, “at our house, we have everything.””Don’t be silly,” the teacher replied, “not even the richest man has everything.””We do,” he answered, “My daddy said so the other day.””Now, why would your father say such a thing?” she asked.”Well, my fifteen year old sister came home with her skinhead boyfriend, and told poppa she was pregnant. That’s when my dad said “God, that’s all we needed.”
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