I went to my doctor and told him “my penis is burning.” He said, “That means somebody is talking about it.” (Garry Shandling)

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A couple took their young son to the circus and when the elephants appeared, the boy seemed very intrigued by them.

“Mommy, what’s that long thing on the elephant?” he asked.

“That’s the elephant’s trunk, dear,” she replied.

“No, not that. What’s that long thing that’s hanging between the elephant’s legs?” asked the boy.

Embarrassed, the mother replied, “Oh, it’s nothing, son.” She then left to get some hot dogs and sodas.

While she was gone, the young boy turned to his father and asked, “Daddy, what’s that long thing hanging between the elephant’s legs?”

“That’s the elephant’s penis, son,” explained the father.

“Well, why did mommy say it was nothing when I asked her?” the boy asked.

Taking a deep breath, the father proudly replied, “I’ve spoiled that woman, son!”

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Two guys are walking down the street when a mugger approaches them and demands their money. They both grudgingly pull out their wallets and begin taking out their cash. Just then one guy turns to the other and hands him a bill. “Heres that $20 I owe you,” he says.

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Two men went bear hunting. While one stayed in the cabin, the other went out looking for a bear.

He soon found a huge bear, shot at it but only wounded it. The enraged bear charged toward him, he dropped his rifle and started running for the cabin as fast as he could.

He ran pretty fast but the bear was just a little faster and gained on him with every step.

Just as he reached the open cabin door, he tripped and fell flat.

Too close behind to stop, the bear tripped over him and went rolling into the cabin.

The man jumped up, closed the cabin door and yelled to his friend inside, “You skin this one while I go and get another!”

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