Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist.

If the patients pass the exam, they will be free to leave the hospital. However, if they fail, the institution will detain them for seven years.

The doctor takes the three patients to the top of a diving board overlooking an empty swimming pool, and asks the first patient to jump.

The first patient jumps head first into the pool and breaks both arms.

Then the second patient jumps and breaks both legs.

The third patient looks over the side and refuses to jump.

“Congratulations! You’re a free man. Just tell me why didn’t you jump?” asked the doctor.

To which the third patient answered, “Well Doc, I can’t swim!”

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One day a blonde went to a store and saw Donuts that were sugar free. So she grabbed them and walked out of the store without paying.

Security stopped her and asked, “Excuse me miss, but what do you think you are doing?”

She said ” Duhuh…Im taking the free Sugar donuts!”

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A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game.

They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.

“Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “Especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.”

Dumbfounded, her date asked, “What do you mean?” “Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was,’Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!’

I’m like…Helloooooo? It’s only 25 cents!!!!

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A man was carrying 2 babies, one in each arm, while waiting for a train.

Along came this lady, who when seeing the 2 cute babies, started asking the man, “Aren’t they cute, what are their names?”

The man giving the lady an angry look replied, “I don’t know.”

The lady asked again, “Which is a boy and which is a girl?”

The man looking angrier than before replied, “I don’t know.”

The woman then started to scold the man, “What kind of a father are you?”

The man replied, “I am not their father, I am just a condom salesman and these are 2 complaints that I am taking back to my company.”

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