Two old maids were grocery shopping. The sign said `Bananas – 3 for 50 cents. So they put two in the shopping cart. One said to the other, “How much will that be apiece?” The other one said, ” That would be fifty cents divided by three, multiplied by two, then divided by two – whatever that comes to.” So the first old maid said, ” Heck, just get three. That’ll be a quarter apiece and we can eat the other one.

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“Darling” says a husband coyly to his wife: “let’s swap positions tonight”. “What a good idea” she replies, “you stand in front of the ironing board, and I’ll sit in front of the TV and fart”.

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What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

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A husband is someone who after taking the trash out, gives the impression he just cleaned the whole house.

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What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

Two young boys started a conversation in the waiting room of a doctors’ office. The first one asked the other, “What are you here for?” The second replied, “I’m here to get circumcised.” “Oh! Boy!” said the first, “I was circumcised when I was born and I couldn’t walk for a year and one-half.”