An elderly couple go to their local fast food restaurant. The old man placed an order for one hamburger, French fries, and a drink. He unwrapped the hamburger and cut it in half, placing one half in front of his wife.
He then carefully counted out the fries, dividing them into two piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife. He took a sip of the drink, his wife took a sip and then set the cup down between them. As he began to eat his few bites of hamburger, the people around them were looking over and whispering. They were probably thinking that the elderly couple were poor, and could only afford one meal.
As the man began to eat his fries a young man came to the table and politely offered to buy another meal for the old couple. The old man turned the offer down, saying they were just fine, and that they were used to sharing everything.
People noticed the little old lady hadn’t eaten a bite. She sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally sipping the drink.
Again, the young man came over and begged them to let him buy another meal for them. This time the old woman said “No, thank you, Sir, we are used to sharing everything.”
Finally, as the old man finished and was wiping his face neatly with the napkin, the young man again came over to the little old lady who had yet to eat a single bite of food and asked “What is it you are waiting for?”
She responded: “The teeth.”
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