Two guys decide that they’d go out drinking on the night before their exam. Wasted on the night before, the two arrive at the university well after the exam ended. They went straight to the professor, saying that they couldn’t take the test because one of the car’s tires had gone flat. Surprisingly, the professor allows them and promptly tells them to come back tomorrow.

The two take this chance to cram as much as they can, and they return to the professor, ready for the test. The prof takes them into separate rooms and hands over their test papers. Flipping it over, they howl in laughter, seeing these simple questions like “What subatomic particles make up an atom?”. This is too easy, they thought.

Once they’ve reached the final question, the two guys’ jaw hung loose as they read “For 90 points, specify which tire went flat yesterday.”

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3 Bats are competing who can drink more blood. The first bat goes away and comes back after some time looking pretty bloody. “You see that village over there?” ” yes” “well i drank all blood there”.

Then the second bat goes away and comes back after more time looking bloodier than the first one “You see that town over there?” “Yes” “well i drank all the blood there”.

Then the third bat now goes a way and gets back after just a minute looking bloodier than all of the other bats.

“So where did you go”?
“You see that lamp over there?”
“Yes”
“Well i didn’t see it”

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An elderly couple named Bill and Helen went to the county fair each year. One year, a man at the fair was giving helicopter rides for 50 dollars. Having never been in a helicopter in all his years, Bill begged Helen to let them ride. She refused, quipping “50 bucks is 50 bucks.”

The following year, the man was there again, and again Bill begged for a ride. Again Helen turned it down, saying “50 bucks is 50 bucks.”

The third year the same exact conversation happened, except this time the pilot overheard. He offered the couple a free ride, but with one condition. They must not make a sound while in the air, or they would have to pay the 50 dollars. Bill and Helen agreed and climbed aboard.

As soon as they left the ground, the pilot began performing hair raising maneuvers in the air, but try as he might, he could not get the couple to utter a sound. When they finally touched down, the pilot turned to Bill and exclaimed, “that was an amazing show of self control, you have earned your free ride”.
Bill replied, “well, I nearly said something when Helen fell out, but 50 bucks is 50 bucks.”

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My dream woman has a special combination of inner and outer beauty and is, most importantly, too naive to know she’s way out of my league.
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When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90 % of their body… men are so polite they only look at the covered parts.
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A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
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Women spend more time wondering what men are thinking than men spend thinking.
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Is google a woman? Because it won’t let you finish your sentence without coming up with other suggestions.

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My girlfriend was complaining last night that I never listen to her. Or something like that…

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