A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a flight from London to the US.

After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The Irishman asked for a whiskey, which was promptly brought and placed before him.

The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a drink. He replied in disgust, “I’d rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips.”

The Irishman then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, “Me too, I didn’t know we had a choice.”

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A woman is preparing a dinner for her parents and sends her husband out to buy some fresh snails.

The husband buys the snails then pops into the pub for a quick drink.

One thing leads to another and he stays for a few rounds, so many in fact, that by the time he leaves it’s nine in the evening.

Realizing he’s extremely late the husband runs home, pours the snails over the path leading to his house, then he rings the bell.

His furious wife opens the door. ‘Where the hell have you been?’ she screams.

The husband waves back to the snails, ‘Come on, lads!’ he shouts ‘We’re nearly there!’

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A man gets pulled over a cop, “Step out of the car” says the police offifer, “I am going to need you to take a breathalyzer test.”

“I can’t”, the guy says “I have very bad asthma, that can set off an attack.”

“Alright,” says the cop, “then you’re going to have to take a blood test.”

“Can’t do that either,” Jim replies, “I am a hemophiliac, if a wound is opened, I won’t stop bleeding, and I could bleed to death.”

“Ok,” the police offifer answers “then I will need a urine sample.”

“Sorry,” says Jim “I also have diabetes, that could push my sugar count really low.”

“Fine, so just come on out, and walk a straight line for me.” says the cop.

“Can’t do that either” responds Jim.

“Why not?” asked the cop.

“Well, because I’m drunk! I could go to jail!”

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It’s 1957 and Jamen has been dating Bonnie a couple weeks. Jamen drives to pick her up for another date.

Bonnie’s father answers the door and invites him in. He asks Jamen what they’re planning to do on the date.

Jamen politely responds that they’ll probably just go to the malt shop or to a drive-in movie.

Bonnie’s father suggests, “Why don’t you kids go out and screw? I hear all of the kids are doing it.”

Jamen is shocked. “Excuse me, sir?”

“Oh yes, Bonnie really likes to screw. She’ll screw all night if we let her.”

Bonnie comes downstairs and announces that she’s ready to go.

About 20 minutes later, a thoroughly disheveled Bonnie rushes back into the house, slams the door behind her, and screams at her father, “Dad! The Twist! It’s called the Twist!”

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