A big city doctor visits an Native American Tribe full of men and he asks “How do you guys relieve your sexual tension?”

“Simple, just come down to the river tomorrow and we’ll show you.”

The next day the doctor shows up and sees a group of Native Americans near a donkey. One man says “Since you’re our guest you get to go first.”

The doctor not knowing what to do stands cluelessly until a tribesman explains to him: ” Use the donkey”.

The doctor: ” what?”

“Yes use it, mount it”

The doctor not wanting to go against custom starts to kiss, then proceeds to have sex with the donkey. Then a man in the group asks “Are you almost done Doc? We need the donkey to cross the river in order to get to the tribe of women.”

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An old woman took her husband to the doctor. The doctor checked the husband’s pulse, then told the woman, “I’m sorry, your husband is dead.”

The woman was shocked. “I don’t believe it. Are you sure? I want to be absolutely sure, are there any other tests you can do?”

The doctor responded, “I’m quite sure, but if you’d like we do have some alternative tests that we can perform.”

“YES! I have to be absolutely certain.”

The doctor shrugged, sat down on a stool and yelled out the door, “send in Mrs. Fluffkins!”
In walked a black house cat. The cat jumped onto the examination table, walking carelessly on the unresponsive body of the woman’s husband, the cat swatted at the man’s face a few times, then jumped off the table, meowed twice and walked out of the room.

“Just as I thought,” said the doctor. “Dead. Send in Walter!”

In walked a Labrador retriever, the dog walked over to the woman’s husband, smelled his hand which was dangling from the table. The dog turned to the doctor, his big expressive eyes raised up to meet the doctor’s gaze, then the dog shook his head and walked out of the room.
“Just as I thought,” said the doctor. “Dead. Send in Collin!”

Suddenly a towering Aussie in safari gear burst into the room. A pair of binoculars hung from a strap around his neck. He pulled them up to his eyes, looked at the husband for a second, then turned to the old woman and yelled, “OY CUNT YA HUSBANDS FUCKIN’ DEAD” and walked out of the room.

“Thank you Collin,” said the doctor, making a note on his clipboard, then yelled down the hall “Ma’am can you come in here?”

A elderly woman walked slowly into the room, peered through her thick glasses at the body of the husband on the exam table, shook her head, then sat down at a typewriter in the corner, clacked away at the keys for a few seconds. Ding. She pulled a card out of the typewriter, and handed it to the doctor.

The doctor looked at the card, “Dead. Thank you ma’am, that’ll be all.”

The doctor suddenly hopped up from his stool. He picked the stool up by the legs and swung it over his head, crashing the seat down on the body of the husband. The husband’s lifeless body flailed under the impact, then settled back to rest on the table. The doctor set the stool down, then jotted something on his clipboard.

“I’m sorry to inform you that your husband is definitely dead.” He handed her a piece of paper detailing the test results. “Take this to the front desk and they’ll check you out.”
The old woman took the slip of paper to the front desk.

The receptionist looked it over, and giving the old woman a sad look said, “I’m sorry for your loss. That will be $32,000.”

“32 THOUSAND DOLLARS?!?!? That can’t possibly be right, I’ve never paid that much to see the doctor.”

The receptionist looked over the paper again, “Well it’s $100 copay for the doctors visit, but then it shows you also requested a cat scan, a lab report, a Collin-oscopy, a ma’am-ogram, and a stool analysis.”

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A man joins a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day there he takes off his clothes and starts to wander around. A gorgeous petite blonde walks by and the man immediately gets an erection.

The woman notices his erection, comes over to him and says, “Did you call for me?”

The man replies, “No, what do you mean?”

She says, “You must be new here. Let me explain. It’s a rule at this nudist colony that if you get an erection, it implies you called for me” Smiling, she leads him to the side of the swimming pool, lies down on a towel, eagerly pulls him to her and happily lets him have his way with her.

Later, the man continues to explore the colony’s facilities. He enters the sauna and as he sits down, he farts.
Within minutes a huge, hairy man lumbers out of the steam room toward him,

Did you call for me?” says the hairy man.

“No, what do you mean?” asks the newcomer.

“It’s a rule at this nudist colony that if you fart, it implies that you called for me.” The huge man easily spins him around, bends him over a bench and has his way with him.

The newcomer staggers back to the colony office where he is greeted by the smiling, naked receptionist. “May I help you?” she asks.

The man yells, “Here’s my membership card. You can have the key back and you can keep the $500 membership fee.”
“But, Sir,” she replies, “you’ve only been here for a few hours. You haven’t had the chance to see all our facilities.”
The man replies, “Listen lady, I’m 63 years old. I only get an erection once a month. I fart 15 times a day. I’m outta here!”

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An Oklahoma State Trooper pulls over a circus clown for speeding

The trooper asks the clown “Why were you driving so fast?” The clown says “I’m headed to Tulsa for a circus show and I don’t want to be late.” The trooper asks the clown “What do you do in the show?” “I’m a juggler” says the clown.
“Alright” says the trooper, “If you juggle for me here, I won’t give you a ticket.” The clown says “I don’t have my equipment, it got sent ahead of me.”

The trooper says excitedly “I’ve got some flares in the back of my car.”

As the clown begins juggling the flares on the side of the road, a good-old boy, drunk off his ass, pulls in behind the trooper to witness the spectacle. After watching for a few minutes, the man then climbs into the back seat of the squad car. The trooper, having never seen a man arrest himself before, walks over to the man and asks “What are you doin, son?”
The man says “You may as well take me to jail now, ’cause I ain’t gonna pass that test.”

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