A boy is in a Walgreens with his dad. While in line at the pharmacy, the boy notices something in a box that resembles balloons. Curious, the boy asks his dad about these balloons in the box. “Well, those are condoms, son,” the boy’s dad replies. “What are condoms used for, dad?” replied the little boy. “They are used so men can practice safe sex,” said the father.

The boy asks his dad who would use the box of three. The boy’s dad replies, “Those are for high school kids. One for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday.” The boy then spots a box of six and asks his dad about those. “Those are for college kids son. They use two on Friday, two on Saturday and two on Sunday.” The boy then asks, “Well what about the box of twelve?” To which the boy’s dad replied, “Those are for married men like myself, son. One for January, one for February, one for March…..”

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There was a boy who worked in the produce section of a super market. A man came in and asked to buy half a head of lettuce. The boy told him that they only sold whole heads of lettuce, but the man replied that he did not need a whole head, only half. The boy explained that he would have to ask the manager and so he walked into the back room and said, “There is some jerk out there who wants to buy only a half a head of lettuce.” As he finished saying this, he turned around to find the man standing right behind him, so he quickly added, “And this gentleman wants to buy the other half.” The manager okays the request and the man went on his way.

Later on the manager said to the boy, “You almost got yourself in a lot of trouble earlier, but I must say I was impressed with the way you got out of it. You think on your feet and we like that around here. Where are you from, son?” The boy replied, “Minnesota, sir.” “Oh, really? Why did you leave Minnesota?” inquired the manager. The boy replied, “They’re all just whores and hockey players up there.” “My wife is from Minnesota”, exclaimed the manager.

The boy instantly replied, “Really! What team did she play for?”

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