After 1 year of dating, not caring about the big age gap , Henry of age 85, married Katie a lovely 25 year old.

Since her new husband is so old, Katie decides that after their wedding she and Henry should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new but aged husband may over exert himself if they spend the entire night together.

After the wedding festivities Katie prepares herself for bed and the expected knock on the door. Sure enough the knock comes, the door opens and there is Henry, her 85 year old groom, ready for action. They unite as one. All goes well, Henry takes leave of his bride, and she prepares to go to sleep.

After a few minutes, Katie hears another knock on her bedroom door, and it’s Henry, again he is ready for more ‘action’. Somewhat surprised, Katie consents for more coupling. When the newly weds are done, Henry kisses his bride, bids her a fond good night and leaves.

She is set to go to sleep again, but, aha! you guessed it – Henry is back again, rapping on the door, is as fresh as a 25-year-old, ready for more action. And, once more they enjoy each other.

But as Henry gets set to leave again, his young bride says to him, ‘I am thoroughly impressed that at your age you can perform so well and so often. I have been with guys less than a third of your age who were only good once.You are truly a great lover, Henry.’

Henry, somewhat embarrassed, turns to Katie and says: ‘You mean I was here already?’

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The first surgeon says, “I like operating on librarians. When you open them up, everything is in alphabetical order”.

The second surgeon says, “I like operating on accountants. When you open them up, everything is in numerical order”.

The third surgeon says, “I like operating on electricians. When you open them up, everything is color coded.

The fourth surgeon says, “I like operating on politicians.”

The other three surgeons look at each other in disbelief.

The fourth surgeon continues, “Because they’re heartless, gutless, spineless, and the ass and head are interchangeable.”

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Bill and his wife were working in their garden one day when Bill looks over at his wife and says: “Your booty is getting really big, I mean really big! I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue.”

With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the grill and then went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife’s booty.

“Yes, I was right, your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue!!!!”

The wife chooses to ignore her husband. Later that night in bed, Bill is feeling a little frisky. He makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off.

“What’s wrong?” he asks.

She answers: “Do you really think I’m going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie?”

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A guy hails a cab at the airport and tells the driver to go to a certain address. When he gets there he sees a beautiful three story townhouse in a upper-class part of town. He knocks and an attractive woman opens the door.

“I wanna see Joanna”

The lady looks the man up and down, he clearly doesn’t have a lot of money.

“Sir, to see Joanna you will have to pay $1,000 for half an hour”

“No problem, I have money”

Just then a gorgeous brunette in a black evening gown comes down the stairs and the guy looks at her

“Joanna?”

“Yes?”

“I want to spend a little time with you”

She smirks at the man’s appearance

“It will cost you $1,000”

The guy takes out a roll of cash and hands it to her, they go upstairs, do the dirty and he leaves half an hour later. The next day the guy is back, he knocks, the madame opens and is quite surprised that the guy is back

“I wanna see Joanna”

“Well it’s still $1,000”

“O.K., I have the money”

He shows her the money, he goes upstairs, hands the money to Joanna, spend half an hour poking her clam and leaves.

So it continues for three more days, after the fifth day Joanna turns to him while he’s dressing and says

“You know it’s the first time that somebody came back so many times; where are you from?”

“I am from Michigan”

Joanna sits up. “Really? I have a sister in Michigan”

The guy grins and replies “I know, she gave me $5,000 to give you”

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