Two Irish nuns have just arrived in USA by boat and one says to the other, “I hear that the people in this country actually eat dogs.”

“Odd,” her companion replies, “but if we shall live in America, we might as well do as the Americans do.”

Nodding emphatically, the mother superior points to a hot dog vendor and they both walk towards the cart.

“Two dogs, please,” says one.

The vendor is only too pleased to oblige and he wraps both hot dogs in foil and hands them over the counter. Excited, the nuns hurry over to a bench and begin to unwrap their “dogs.”

The mother superior is first to open hers.She begins to blush and then, staring at it for a moment, leans over to the other nun and whispers …cautiously: “What part did you get?

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A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, “Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face..”

“Yes,” the class said.

“Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn’t run into my feet?”

Little Johnny shouted,

“Cause your feet ain’t empty.”

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A Texas family of football supporters head out one Saturday to the outlet mall to do their tax-free back to school shopping. While in the sports shop the son picks up an Oklahoma jersey and says to his older sister, “I’ve decided to become a Sooner fan and I would like to wear this to school”.

His big sister is outraged by this and promptly whacks him round the head and says, “Go talk to mother”.

Off goes the little lad with the Oklahoma jersey in hand and finds his mother.

“Mom?”

“Yes son?”

“I’ve decided I’m going to be an Oklahoma fan and I would like to buy this jersey”.

The mother is outraged at this, promptly whacks him around the head and says, “Go talk to your father!”

Off he goes with the Oklahoma Jersey in hand and finds his father.

“Dad?”

“Yes son?”

“I’ve decided I’m going to be an Oklahoma fan and I would like to buy this jersey”.

The father is outraged and promptly whacks his son around the head and says, “No son of mine is ever going to be seen in THAT CRAP!”

About half an hour later they’re all back in the car and heading towards home.

The father turns to his son and says “Son, I hope you’ve learned something today?”

The son says, “Yes, Dad, I have.”

“Good son, what is it?”

To which the son replied, “I’ve only been a Oklahoma fan for an hour and I already hate you Texas bastards.”

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The Marine Drill Instructor noticed a new recruit and barked at him, ‘Get your ass over here ! What’s your name?”

“Steve,” the new recruit replied.

“Look, I don’t know what kind of bleeding-heart pansy bull-shit they’re teaching in boot camp today, but I don’t call anyone by his first name,” the sergeant scowled. “It breeds familiarity, and that leads to a breakdown in authority. I refer to my recruits by their last names only — Smith, Jones, Baker. I am to be referred to only as ‘Sergeant.’ Do I make myself clear?”

“Yes, sir, Sergeant!”

“Now that we’ve got that straight, what’s your last name?”

The recruit sighed “Darling, My name is Steve Darling.”

“Okay, Steve, here’s what I want you to do …..”

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