Doug meets a hooker in a bar. She says, “This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special offer for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for $300, as long as you can say it in three words.”
Doug replies, “Hey, why not?” He pull his wallet out of his pocket, and one at a time lays three hundred-dollar bills on the bar, and says slowly, “Paint my house.”
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The pro football team had just finished their daily practice session when a large turkey came strutting onto the field. While the players gazed in amazement, the turkey walked up to the head coach and demanded a tryout.
Everyone stared in silence as the turkey caught pass after pass and ran right through the defensive line. When the turkey returned to the sidelines, the coach shouted…
“You’re terrific!!! Sign up for the season, and I’ll see to it that you get a huge bonus.” “Forget the bonus,” the turkey said, “All I want to know is, does the season go past Thanksgiving Day?”
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A girlfriend and boyfriend walked into the girlfriends house and the girlfriend said to her mom, “Mom, me and my boyfriend are going up to my room” and the mom says, “Ok honey, you kids have fun.”
When they are up their the mom hears: “Baby baby baby oh!”
The mom walks to the door and ask, “What the hell is going on?”
The girl says, “Mom were just having sex.” and the mom says, “Oh thank god I thought you guys were listening to Justin Bieber.”
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A total naked woman rushed in a taxi.
The taxi driver turned back and stared at her so keenly.
The woman asked the taxi driver, “Why are you staring at me that way, haven’t you ever seen a naked woman?”
The taxi driver replied, “No, I just wonder where you have my money.”
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