A very attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender, who comes over immediately.

When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress his full beard.

“Are you the manager?” she asks, softly stroking his face with both hands.

“Actually, no” the man replies. “Can you get him for me?” she asks. “I need to speak to him,” she says, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair.

“I’m afraid I can’t”, breathes the bartender. “Is there anything I can do?” “Yes, there is. I need you to give him a message” she continues huskily, popping a couple of fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.

“What should I tell him?” the bartender manages to say.

“Tell him”, she whispers, “There is no toilet paper or hand soap in the woman’s room.”

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A guy with bright blue, green and orange color hair was standing at a bus stop.

Few moments later an elderly man stood near him and kept staring at him hard.

Annoyed by the stares the guy asked him, “Wotz up oldie! Never done something wild?”

To this the old man replied, “Yeah,I f*cked a peahen once and I’m wondering if you are my son.”

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A divorce court judge said to the husband,

“Mr Geraghty, I have reviewed this case very carefully and I’ve decided to give your wife $800 a week.”

“That’s very fair,your honour,” he replied. “And every now and then I’ll try to send her a few bucks myself.”

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A guy walks into a bar and sees a dog lying in the corner licking his balls.

He turns to the bartender and says, “Boy, I wish I could do that.”

The Bartender replies, “You’d better try petting him first.”

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