A student is talking to his teacher.
Student: “Would you punish me for something I didn`t do?”
Teacher:” Of course not.”
Student: “Good, because I haven’t done my homework.”
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Joke of the Day: Two farmers
There are two farmers in a small village.They have been togeather since childhood.They say they are very close friends.They are both married but only one of them has children.The other one is suffering very much from having none.So the other day the poor one comes to his friend and asks him to have a serious talk.He explains his unfortune and suggests his friend to have an intercourse with his wife in hoping to get her pregnant.
They fix a day and time.One morning his friend comes over and he is met by his friend at the entrance of his house.The poor guy looks very nervous and smokes one cigarette after another. He lets his friend in and waits outside.
After a short while the door opens and the man comes out looks a bit discontent. What’s up?-asks the other. Don’t ask,I was not in a good mood, so she just did me a blowjob.
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Joke of the Day: The Camel
A Captain in the foreign legion was transferred to a desert outpost. On his orientation tour he noticed a very old, seedy looking camel tied out back of the enlisted men’s barracks. He asked the Sargent leading the tour, what the camel was for.
The Sargent replied, “Well sir, it’s a long way from anywhere, and the men have natural sexual urges, so when they do, uh, we have the camel.”
The Captain said, “Well, if it’s good for morale, then I guess it’s all right with me.”
After he had been at the fort for about 6 months, the Captain could not stand it anymore, so he told his Sargent, “BRING ME THE CAMEL!!!”
The Sarge shrugged his shoulders and led the camel into the Captain’s quarters. The Captain got a foot stool and proceeded to have vigorous sex with the camel. As he stepped, satisfied, down from the stool and was buttoning his pants he asked the Sargent, “Is that how the enlisted men do it?”
The Sargent replied, “Well sir, they usually just use it to ride into town.”
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Joke of the Day: Exam
wo football players were taking an important final exam. If they failed, they would be on academic probation and not allowed to play in the Sugar Bowl the following week. The exam was fill-in-the-blank. The last question read, “Old MacDonald had a _________.”
Bubba was stumped. He had no idea of the answer. He knew he needed to get this one right to be sure he passed. Making sure the professor wasn’t watching, he tapped Tiny on the shoulder. “Pssst. Tiny. What’s the answer to the last question?”
Tiny laughed. He looked around to make sure the professor hadn’t noticed then he turned to Bubba. “Bubba, you’re so stupid. Everyone knows Old MacDonald had a farm.”
“Oh yeah,” said Bubba. “I remember now.” He picked up his No. 2 pencil and started to write the answer in the blank. He stopped. Reaching to tap Tiny’s shoulder again, he whispered, “Tiny, how do you spell farm?”
“You are really dumb, Bubba. That’s so easy. Farm is spelled E-I-E-I-O.”
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