Mary Klien was a woman who was pregnant with twins, and shortly before they were due, she had an accident and went into a coma. Her husband was away on business, and unable to be reached. While in the coma, she gave birth to her twins, and the only person around to name her children was her brother Dave.

When Mary came out of her coma to find she had given birth and that her brother Dave had named the twins, she became very worried, because he wasn’t a very bright guy. She was sure he had named them something absurd or stupid.

When she saw her brother she asked him about the twins.

He said, “The first one was a girl.”

Mary: “What did you name her?!?”

Dave: “Denise!”

The Mom: “Oh, wow, that’s not bad! What about the second one?”

Dave: “The second one was a boy.”

The Mom: “Oh, and what did you name him?”

Dave: “Denephew.”

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Duncan McDaniel decides to take a vacation. So he flies off to Canada for six weeks of hunting and camping.

The guide tells Duncan they have hire all the equipement for the duration, Duncan says (with his heavy scottish accent) Oh eye thats fantastic Paul.

The guide also explains that theyll be hunting moose, and bear, and fishing for salmon and theyll be walking for eight hours before setting up camp. After eight hours of walking they set up camp, and settle down by the camp fire with a hot mug of coffee.

After about 5 minutes this huge moose comes barging through the camp and completely trashes it, while Duncan and the guide dive for cover behind a bush and a boulder. Duncan pops his head from behind the boulder and shouts (scottish accent) WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT? The guide shouts back THAT WAS A MOOSE!!! Duncan shouts back IF THATS MOUSE, HOW BIG ARE THE FUCKING CATS AROUND HERE?

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