Joke of the Day – mowing grass
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Joke of the Day – mowing grass

A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive, blond, female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox.

She opened it, looked inside, slammed it shut, and stormed back into her house.

A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mailbox, again opened it, and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.

As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came again. She marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.

Puzzled by her actions, the man asked her, “Is something wrong?”

To which she replied, “There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps telling me I have mail!”
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Joke of the Day – A man walks into a drug store
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Joke of the Day – A man walks into a drug store

A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year-old son.

They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, “What are these, Dad?”. To which the man matter-of-factly replies, “Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex.”

“Oh I see.”, replied the boy, pensively. “Yes, I’ve heard of that in health class at school.” He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and ask, “Why are there 3 in this package?”

The dad replies, “Those are for high-school boys. One for Friday, one for Saturday and one for Sunday.”

“Cool!” says the boy. He notices a 6-pack and asks “Then who are these for?”

“Those are for college men”, the dad answers, “TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday and TWO for Sunday.”

“WOW!” exclaimed the boy;” Then who uses THESE?” he asks, picking up a 12-pack.

With a sigh, the dad replied, “Those are for married men, One for January, one for February, one for March….”

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